ChatCrimes

hey, can you check the report?

?

the weekly one, from Monday

ah right, yep, on it

hey, were you able to get the API key?

did you have any problems?

is it working now?

please let me know when everything is ready

hi

hey, what's up?

can I ask you something?

...sure, go ahead

hey, can I ask you a question?

sure

is the API docs repo public or private?

public. you could have just asked that directly

hey, I need the staging credentials ASAP

hello?

are you ignoring me?

it's 3 AM here. I was sleeping.

hey, any update on the deploy?

as per my last message, the deploy is scheduled for Friday

right, but is it confirmed?

as I already mentioned, yes. it's confirmed.

I'm in a meeting, can you type it?

I still can't listen right now

wait, what was the original question? the message is gone

here's the plan: I'll migrate the DB on Thursday, you handle rollback scripts, QA signs off Friday morning, and we deploy at 2 PM. If anything breaks, I'll roll back and we retry Monday.

tldr?

...it's 3 lines

just give me the short version

hey, quick question about the landing page status?

#web-team

cool, but is it ready for review or still in progress?

@channel Thomas, are you joining the meeting or not? It is important

I do not think I can today

It is really important, we are all waiting

Maybe we should take this to DM or a thread

Deploy process for production

hey, can someone explain how to do a deploy?

hey

so

I was thinking

about the deploy

can we push it to tomorrow?

you could have said all that in one message

@channel does anyone know the WiFi password for the 3rd floor?

you just pinged 200 people for a WiFi password

@here sorry, but does anyone know?

you did it again

hey, so for the release: I'll handle the migration scripts, you take care of the rollback plan, and we deploy Friday at 2 PM after QA signs off. Sound good?

ok

ok as in you'll do the rollback plan? or ok you read it?

yes

hey, the client said they want to cancel the project entirely

wait, what? are you serious?

why did you delete that? I already read it

hey, can you send me the staging URL and the API key?

I can't copy-paste a voice note... can you type the URL?

hey, we need to fix the upload limit asap — the server only accepts 500MB and we just closed the deal with Hooli, they need to push a much bigger file today

on it. what's the priority?

"Dump whatever we are doing and help with this" kind of high

ok, jumping on it now

Friday 16:15